Remember when you tried to ditch me at Wrigley Field when I was 8?
Yes you are dreaming this weirdo shit. Of course you are dreaming. You'd be crazy to think you aren't crazy. Just go back to sleep. Life will wait.
Be Prolific. Sleep when you are dead. (click on the pic)
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https://genekalmes.com/random-wtf
(Let this link to WTF also… I am piecing this together like an 11 year old kid builds a fort in the backyard with a hammer and nails from the spare woodpile.)
These will probably find their way onto a near future compilation.... Consider these a sneak preview. Your friends will be envious. ;)
In a word, delightfully subversive.
Can you put pants on them. The church ladies are freaking out...
Recently rewritten and voices cast. Highly entertaining first with major Hollywood talents in 1985. Details are a little convoluted due to the nature of the industry.
Boy do I draw a good Thai-ball or what? That's my brother in law if you are wondering.
We are tech support... We can create knots in anything...
Let's ask sock puppet... he has a degree in sciency stuff...
Helping me financially is somewhere in the Bible.
I'm Geno and I am a justchillinaholic...
Well I want to anyway... and I want you to wear a chastity belt.
How do we control all the good stuff while you work your butt off and pay us taxes.
Cha-ching Slave.
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Help...
Sometimes I end up with variations on my music. Alternative Universe wants you to to have these for your secret Kalmes collection. The other kids will be soooo jealous. You will in fact be known for your cool collection. Call it a cadence conspiracy if you like but the hard K sound is an awesome consonant. I really need some sleep. Okay, there are some killer alternates here that deserve some credit.
It was May 6 1975 when an Amtrak almost tore off my arm and leg. I was 14. I'm 23 in this pic and clowning about my accident. Trains are something one should avoid unless you have a seat inside.
You might have a chance...
